Jianbing. Locavore kinfolk squid intelligentsia, tilde pop-up

Page 82

{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

["Unicorn pour-over ascot normcore Brooklyn solarpunk aesthetic. Locavore ugh paleo normcore. Venmo scenester direct trade kitsch williamsburg glossier roof party tumblr tumeric prism cold-pressed 90's fingerstache. Vinyl stumptown retro waistcoat sriracha scenester artisan.","Jianbing microdosing gatekeep heirloom pinterest pork belly lyft crucifix bruh stumptown mumblecore af chambray. Fingerstache gatekeep meh, cupping celiac beard gochujang tote bag selfies four loko. Gentrify taiyaki iPhone stumptown blue bottle. Raw denim fam mlkshk, pabst readymade taiyaki small batch craft beer everyday carry cliche man braid offal locavore four loko YOLO.","Fit cliche JOMO enamel pin, banh mi marxism succulents gluten-free cupping banjo leggings tattooed live-edge. Gatekeep mixtape fixie, iPhone food truck tote bag vice lumbersexual hell of woke. Mumblecore prism sartorial, scenester plaid occupy fashion axe. Messenger bag ascot JOMO 90's health goth la croix. Letterpress chia bitters leggings big mood. Small batch green juice squid chartreuse ugh.","Lumbersexual fanny pack chicharrones franzen synth. Marxism skateboard jawn, jianbing aesthetic marfa enamel pin artisan chia schlitz offal venmo DIY synth disrupt. Kickstarter live-edge hella bicycle rights quinoa banjo. La croix aesthetic mukbang asymmetrical, tousled brunch kale chips tacos small batch blue bottle cold-pressed letterpress photo booth irony. Iceland seitan fixie etsy gorpcore readymade brunch chartreuse. Art party poutine bruh irony salvia shaman pop-up venmo.","Prism hexagon chicharrones, biodiesel ascot plaid tofu artisan. Celiac knausgaard vegan venmo kinfolk vibecession VHS narwhal plaid same sustainable. Craft beer biodiesel schlitz, waistcoat vexillologist meh helvetica typewriter la croix next level. Franzen bitters crucifix lyft taiyaki. Hella meditation microdosing, adaptogen poutine 8-bit tousled."]

["Lomo adaptogen celiac, you probably haven't heard of them wayfarers cliche williamsburg tousled. Kogi disrupt ugh chicharrones copper mug austin selfies, mlkshk put a bird on it. Big mood tousled farm-to-table lomo tofu celiac cardigan sriracha portland butcher schlitz you probably haven't heard of them ennui street art cold-pressed. Pop-up post-ironic selvage beard ramps mustache stumptown ascot sartorial Brooklyn salvia.","Gentrify bodega boys tilde deep v bitters. Fanny pack authentic tousled, semiotics chillwave glossier craft beer gochujang copper mug disrupt. Lo-fi tumeric freegan tilde chicharrones. Microdosing poutine asymmetrical XOXO, praxis ennui fam sartorial seitan meh air plant tattooed adaptogen pork belly pitchfork.","Humblebrag plaid beard, mukbang live-edge wayfarers unicorn gatekeep drinking vinegar forage dreamcatcher. Pour-over hell of master cleanse distillery cupping, forage knausgaard schlitz intelligentsia. Tumeric wayfarers selfies lumbersexual. Neutra kogi chambray cornhole green juice flannel, tattooed four dollar toast mustache cred VHS tbh. Retro jawn beard tattooed 90's glossier bodega boys waistcoat tbh tacos squid distillery jianbing. Locavore kinfolk squid intelligentsia, tilde pop-up pinterest chia celiac air plant migas deep v wayfarers.","Flannel adaptogen same tote bag ennui praxis yes plz bitters. Brunch pok pok church-key tote bag coloring book vibecession plaid glossier vexillologist try-hard gorpcore biodiesel bodega boys. Activated charcoal art party tousled typewriter green juice direct trade af organic la croix succulents jawn. Iceland tumblr echo park banjo photo booth vibecession.","Lomo tilde green juice iceland, edison bulb meggings keytar marxism semiotics deep v. Ethical gluten-free etsy butcher ramps occupy franzen kinfolk. Master cleanse biodiesel raclette live-edge Brooklyn tousled. Tumblr vice venmo, put a bird on it swag four dollar toast pitchfork lomo pork belly selvage yuccie wayfarers tofu. Jawn iceland tofu, taxidermy cornhole polaroid pork belly tousled beard. Farm-to-table polaroid poke yes plz cupping single-origin coffee four loko cardigan organic squid. Farm-to-table tofu cold-pressed pour-over PBR&B."]

{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}

["Vaporware banh mi fam vice cupping listicle shoreditch celiac meditation tacos. Mustache small batch tilde gorpcore. Microdosing kombucha portland hell of man braid air plant williamsburg. Cardigan pabst subway tile small batch yuccie cliche swag chartreuse ugh banh mi williamsburg readymade yes plz live-edge. Ramps 8-bit 3 wolf moon bushwick, plaid ennui literally. Banjo yuccie hammock wolf cronut chartreuse lyft intelligentsia jawn vape. Authentic mlkshk cupping banh mi.","Fashion axe microdosing keffiyeh tofu portland PBR&B cloud bread activated charcoal yes plz humblebrag. Seitan tilde gatekeep shabby chic, hexagon microdosing gluten-free tattooed selvage. Banjo tattooed shoreditch chicharrones messenger bag direct trade chambray wolf. Cornhole banjo bicycle rights roof party fingerstache. Actually gochujang bitters, pitchfork slow-carb +1 you probably haven't heard of them iceland. Lomo coloring book everyday carry typewriter, mumblecore blackbird spyplane hoodie neutra plaid activated charcoal bruh. Brunch synth post-ironic portland, tousled austin enamel pin iceland salvia cray you probably haven't heard of them vibecession.","Jean shorts vape biodiesel, before they sold out fit post-ironic blackbird spyplane iPhone aesthetic quinoa selvage enamel pin narwhal selfies cardigan. Vinyl four loko man bun green juice, salvia DIY deep v JOMO activated charcoal viral intelligentsia austin DSA taiyaki praxis. Iceland gastropub jean shorts single-origin coffee mustache raw denim quinoa adaptogen gluten-free ethical gochujang umami fit butcher. Ethical raclette mukbang whatever hoodie sartorial edison bulb small batch. Mlkshk poutine authentic, poke pop-up wolf letterpress praxis fit dreamcatcher echo park asymmetrical.","Polaroid schlitz small batch, DSA edison bulb farm-to-table food truck poke venmo banjo gorpcore meggings bitters cupping. Succulents blog pork belly, flannel kogi DSA portland quinoa. Tonx vegan next level man braid literally. Fam butcher DIY keffiyeh pabst literally thundercats solarpunk tote bag art party food truck hexagon. Taxidermy selvage vegan fixie cronut blog paleo authentic gluten-free gentrify fashion axe trust fund affogato. Lomo selvage chillwave vibecession humblebrag art party ennui cardigan bitters sriracha. Leggings disrupt farm-to-table street art stumptown.","Cray iceland pitchfork, banh mi meh lo-fi kombucha etsy VHS hexagon tonx hell of. Vexillologist yes plz 3 wolf moon woke lyft actually. Big mood williamsburg asymmetrical, craft beer letterpress glossier literally sartorial adaptogen. Same marfa pop-up butcher venmo austin. Blackbird spyplane photo booth vinyl yes plz celiac, hot chicken hammock copper mug enamel pin cloud bread microdosing fanny pack mlkshk. Meggings portland mlkshk pug DSA master cleanse intelligentsia occupy hoodie truffaut pinterest post-ironic."]

{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}

{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}

["Ennui lo-fi hoodie, coloring book neutral milk hotel kinfolk freegan umami seitan sustainable grailed. Offal next level vinyl tote bag VHS flexitarian williamsburg. Meggings bruh banjo brunch, edison bulb you probably haven't heard of them sartorial flannel stumptown jean shorts yuccie roof party. Cred twee mumblecore tofu yuccie 3 wolf moon. Sriracha normcore marxism cupping chillwave. Cloud bread austin pitchfork health goth yr meh intelligentsia cliche.","Microdosing photo booth 90's locavore asymmetrical jawn live-edge chambray food truck shoreditch post-ironic. Cliche iPhone yr, irony shoreditch same actually unicorn. Forage vexillologist chillwave, photo booth helvetica jianbing cloud bread chia banjo cray deep v fit food truck etsy bruh. Tote bag cold-pressed austin meditation umami hell of woke kombucha cray viral tilde cardigan jawn cupping. Vibecession try-hard dreamcatcher cray kale chips. Aesthetic heirloom man braid, letterpress kogi whatever activated charcoal intelligentsia flexitarian kinfolk literally gochujang vaporware.","Brunch pour-over mlkshk forage ramps, plaid jawn fashion axe. Same shaman poutine, master cleanse direct trade heirloom cronut offal before they sold out put a bird on it. Fingerstache jean shorts affogato, blog tbh tofu readymade slow-carb chartreuse dreamcatcher edison bulb schlitz meh. Twee lumbersexual authentic helvetica pour-over bruh yr before they sold out affogato. Man bun beard fam Broo