{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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The 1919 Tie Cup was the 20° and last edition of this competition. It was contested by the champions of Copa de Competencia Jockey Club (Argentina) and Copa de Competencia (Uruguay).
"}{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time did the man go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurt-y.","id":260}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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Alireza Rahimi is an Iranian reformist politician who was a member of the Parliament of Iran representing Tehran, Rey, Shemiranat and Eslamshahr electoral district, from 2016 to 2020.
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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