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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}

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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

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Nathaniel Holmes Odell was an American businessman and politician who served one term as a U.S. Representative from New York from 1875 to 1877.

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