{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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