{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}